"think, think, think...."-Winnie the Pooh

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to.......

1: ...sit in on a planning session for maxi pads? Seriously, don't you wonder what and how they talk about those things in conjunction with female anatomy and what comes out of it?? Do you think they use nicknames like vajay-jay, cooter, aunt flo etc...? And how many men work there?

2: ...slam your bosses head against the table in a meeting and say, "how ya' like me now?!?!?"

3: ...wear an entire wedding ensemble, dress, vail, shoes, pantyhose (I love that word!) etc.. out of TP (that's toilet paper for you slower folks) and get married by FAT Elvis?

4: ...jazzercise? In a Jane Fonda leotard and shiny leggings with a smokin' hot headband-oh, don't forget the sweet Reeboks that velcro!!

5: ...give your conservative friends wedgies then a swirly and yell, "how ya' like me now!?!?" (j/k...not really, lighten up!!!-I still love you all though, you keep me balanced)

6: ...instead of walking across the crosswalk, do the worm with an intermission of the running man just to piss the drivers off?

7: ...sing along at the opera...out loud, in the aisle, with viking horns and a beard (maybe put braids in it and paint your face crazy yellow and purple because if you're a MN'tan after all, you need to represent!!)

8: ...change a light bulb with a pollack and a Jewish guy? (I'm not racist, I married a Mexican and I have a Jewish sister and I'm pretty sure I'd find someone polish in my stew of a family.)

9: ...wonder if you can teach your bird to read it's carpet for entertainment? Do you think birds know that their carpet is actually newspaper??

What do you wonder?? Please share on your own blog and leave your blogger address so I can come read too cause I love inspiration!!

**With kids, I obviously have to sometimes entertain myself to keep the sanity in me alive and alert.