My Life Annoyances

I'm annoyed so this is my rant:

1: I'm annoyed that people think they are "exempt" from removing their shoes in my home despite seeing the SIGN ON THE DOOR!!!!  Take your nasty, dirty shoes off you $#%*$#@!!!!!  It eats at me with every step you take on my carpet and it makes me hate you that much more.  You are not welcome back for disrespecting MY house, not yours, MINE!

2: I'm annoyed that people want to kill me on the road by not using the most simple tool in the car, THE SIGNAL!!!  I don't know where you are going so don't honk at me you loser!  It's never been an optional piece of equipment SO USE IT!!!

3: I'm annoyed that when guests in my home ask to use the restroom they violate the 3 rules of using the bathroom: 1: Leave the toilet seat up, 2: Don't wash their hands, & 3: Leave the bathroom door open.  People, you take a shiz in there and your nasty asparagus smelling pee has no business seeping into my kitchen!  Use your manners!!  I want to puke just thinking about it!

4: I'm annoyed when I leave people messages via text, email, or phone and they ignore me completely until I mention it.  If someone talks to you, TALK BACK! 

5: I'm annoyed that there are so many activist groups now days that Freedom of Speech is completely distorted.  In my opinion, the SW pilot on his rant is getting way too much attention on the national news circuit.  So the guy wanted to release some pent up irritations, so??  We all put in our opinions from time to time but like I said, Freedom of Speech is distorted to the point of we get in trouble for anything we say.

6: I'm annoyed that I can't go outside cause it's so bloody, freaking HOT!

7: I'm annoyed at people who think the world is made up of unicorns and roses and walk around with a stupid grin on their face all day long.

8: I'm annoyed at people who try to keep you prisoner and make you feel guilty for things.

9: I'm annoyed when guests stay at my home and then turn their picky nose up at the food I prepare.  Look, if you don't care to eat a whole foods, organic meal, then drive yourself to the gross burger joint and get your meal there!  Don't waste my time or money you ungrateful jerk!

10: I'm annoyed when people say they are your friend but barely say two words to you in over a year. 

So this concludes my rant.  I feel much better getting all that off my chest.  Carry on with your day, TTFN!  (for those of you who were deprived watching "Winnie the Pooh" that stands for "ta-ta for now").