Birthday Wishes???

G's birthday is coming up next in our family which he is super stoked about. If you ask G what he wants for his birthday it's either a boat in a cup of water (I don't get that one either) or just recently this conversation took place...

Mom/Dad: G, what do you want for your birthday?
G: A tattoo.
M/D: A tattoo? Of what?
G: Food.
M/D: What kind of food?
G: Broccoli and chicken.
M/D: Where do you want this tattoo?
G: On my hand and it has words on it.
M/D: What words?
G: It says, Food.
M/D: You want a tattoo on your hand of broccoli and chicken with the word, "food" on it?
G: Yeah!

I may have to find a company that does personalized temporary tattoos to make this kids wish come true. Too Funny!